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25 November 2023, 02:04 PM
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A man rushed to see his doctor and, in a panic, exclaimed "Doc! As you can see I shrunk to 3'6" overnight. Please help!"
The doctor calmly replied, "Don't worry, you'll just have to be a little patient."
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27 November 2023, 02:53 AM
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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23 December 2023, 10:56 AM
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26 December 2023, 08:39 AM
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I was on Amazon the other day and ordered both a chicken and an egg.
I'll let you know.
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27 December 2023, 01:45 AM
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I was washing the car with my son the other day when my wife angrily shouted at me that I should be using a sponge.
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24 January 2024, 07:34 AM
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27 November 2023, 02:54 AM
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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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21 December 2023, 08:37 AM
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What did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college?
Bison.
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6 December 2023, 09:24 AM
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What goes in hard and dry but comes out wet and soft? GUM
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12 December 2023, 06:34 AM
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what did the evil chicken lay? Deviled Eggs
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31 December 2023, 08:37 AM
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I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my
Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them. |
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2 January 2024, 02:02 AM
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Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad! Wife: No, you're not
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6 January 2024, 03:54 PM
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Me: Your mother's been living here for 5 years, don't you think it's time she got a place of her own?
Wife: My mother? I thought she was your mother!
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25 March 2024, 06:49 AM
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28 March 2024, 01:22 AM
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ouch hahaha
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8 January 2024, 03:27 AM
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2 February 2024, 04:18 PM
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You can't run through a campground you can only ran. Because it's past tents.
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4 February 2024, 12:16 AM
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Our family recently found out that grandpa's addicted to Viagra.
Grandma's taking it pretty hard.
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4 February 2024, 08:28 PM
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4 February 2024, 01:22 AM
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A termite walks into a bar and Askes; Is the bartender here?
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8 February 2024, 12:30 AM
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Ha-Ha lol
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21 February 2024, 10:08 PM
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I’ve started investing in stocks: Beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. |
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28 February 2024, 10:24 AM
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What pronouns does chololate use?
Her/She |
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29 February 2024, 01:53 PM
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I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card fell out.
The cashier said, “Never mind.” |
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4 March 2024, 12:53 PM
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What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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5 March 2024, 09:02 PM
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb on his birthday?
Thanks very much, I'll never part with it.
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15 March 2024, 02:33 AM
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What has five toes and is not your foot?…..My foot.
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17 March 2024, 03:50 AM
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
You shouldn’t press your luck. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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17 March 2024, 12:26 PM
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Not a fan of Civil War jokes
They're General Lee not funny
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18 March 2024, 07:10 PM
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We were so poor when we were kids, one Christmas my Dad wrapped up an empty box & told me it was an Action Man deserter,,,,
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