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Lawyer Joke
Guy calls up a lawyer and asks "How much for you to answer 3 questions?" The lawyer thinks for a moment and replies "One Thousand Dollars." The guy responds "Whooaa... isn't $1000 rather expensive just to answer 3 questions?" The lawyer thought a bit longer this time and said "Yes, I suppose it is. What's your 3rd question?"
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