[Kensk]

Many people look forward to their wedding day and anticipate it with great excitement, but not for one particular bride. As her wedding day approached, she became extremely nervous. She was afraid she would get it wrong by going to the wrong place for the service and doing the wrong thing. The minister of her wedding told her, “Your wedding will be very straightforward. When you arrive at the church, you will walk up the aisle. Then you will stop at the altar, I will announce the hymn and then everything will follow naturally after that. So just make sure you’ve got those three things: walk up the aisle, stop at the altar, sing the first hymn and just relax. Anything you have to do you’ll be asked to do. I’ll ask you questions and everything will be okay.”

When the bride arrived for the service, she got out of the car and walked towards the church door. She had this steely look in her eye as she saw her future husband waiting at the front of the church,and she was heard to be saying, “Aisle, altar, hymn. Aisle, altar, hymn. Aisle, altar, hymn Aisle, altar hymn.