An anteater walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks up and said, "can I get you a beer?"
The anteater replied, "Noooooooooooooooo."
The bartender said, "what about a wine?"
The anteater replied, "Noooooooooooooooo."
The bartender said, "Mixed drink?"
The anteater replied, "Noooooooooooooooo."
Finally, the bartender asked, "What's with the long noooooooooooo's?"
The anteater said, "I was born that way."
