Last night I went to the hotel bar for a couple of drinks. They have a Filipino trio who will do requests of songs in their repertoire. There were two young English lads in the bar and one of the girls gave them their song sheets to choose a song. When they finished the next song she asked them which song they had chosen.
One of the lads shouted back. "Number 81."
The girl replied. "Number 81, what's that?"
To which I shouted back. "Chicken fried rice!!"
Well the bar was in uproar but the stingy lot never bought me a drink.
Maybe this should go in the jokes forum.
