[Goodwatch]

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Well, most of us are a fun bunch. There are a couple of people you need to watch out for, though. I won't mention any names, but prominent among them is a Dutchman who wears wooden shoes. Be especially aware of him. He's very dangerous.

I don't wear wooden shoes anymore you sap. My new pair are made of stainless steel. You'll soon find out (And it'll relieve you from your haemorrhoids very soon, I promise!).