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12 August 2008, 01:10 AM
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Sex and the premiership footballer
Anelka Sex - It'll all be going great for a while, but just as it's about to reach a climax, his two brothers will march into the room and whisk him off to some bint in the next room.
Gareth Barry Sex - Ooh...he's coming...not he's not...yes he is...no he's not...Oh f*ck it...get on with it already! Van Nistelrooy Sex - He'll just wait and wait and wait in the box...and then he'll score. Ladies, expect this kind of sex to get you pregnant immediately, but don't expect to be blown away by the experience. It's so clinical you'd be just as well off getting the whole test-tube thing done. Carlos Tevez Sex - Fit as f*ck? Check! Latin? Check! Energetic? Check! Paper bag? Check! Emmanuel Adebayor Sex - Give him enough chances and he'll stick it in eventually. Stephen Gerrard Sex - Versatile. He'll fit in anywhere - unless Fat Frank is there too. Marcus and Darren Bent Sex - No further explanation necessary. |
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12 August 2008, 01:47 AM
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12 August 2008, 02:27 AM
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what's funny is I do not know any of these footballers
 Sean
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12 August 2008, 09:21 AM
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12 August 2008, 09:23 AM
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12 August 2008, 09:55 AM
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12 August 2008, 10:17 AM
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oh dear!!!
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12 August 2008, 07:28 PM
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