Priceless!

[figbo]

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's party.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even
remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass
of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red
rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then
he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from
his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite
dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper.

His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack
asks, 'Son.what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out
of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it,
and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye
when you ran into the door.'

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything
in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to
the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time:

PRICELESS

[JJ Irani]

[idk01]

Excellent

[limbo]

[swatty]

Very Good

[theloxmyth]

[Lion]

Very funny!!!

[Latrodectus]