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Old 14 June 2012, 10:25 AM   #1
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I Lost My Job at Lifeline

I decided to give back to the community, do some volunteer work..............
so I applied for a part-time position w/ Lifeline.
Now I have lost my job w/ Lifeline after just after 1 week???
I don't know why, I was just fired from my job @ Lifeline.
They wouldn't talk to me about it.
A guy phoned & said: I'm Rupert & I'm going to kill myself....I'm lying
on the railway track now waiting for the train to come."
All I said was: "Remain calm & stay on the line."
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Old 14 June 2012, 02:26 PM   #2
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Old 14 June 2012, 02:49 PM   #3
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Old 15 June 2012, 01:27 AM   #4
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Old 15 June 2012, 01:31 AM   #5
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Old 15 June 2012, 01:54 AM   #6
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Old 15 June 2012, 02:39 AM   #7
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good one...
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Old 15 June 2012, 02:42 AM   #8
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Old 15 June 2012, 02:53 AM   #9
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ngyuk ngyuk ngyuk !
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Old 16 June 2012, 03:05 PM   #11
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Old 16 June 2012, 03:49 PM   #12
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Old 17 June 2012, 01:55 AM   #13
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