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28 October 2012, 08:15 PM | #1 |
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New Hotel Technology .
A salesman checked into a futuristic motel in Japan.
Realising he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." Skeptically but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 2000 yen, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds he pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures - 3000 yen." "Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a service men need when away from their wives - 500 yen" Very pleased with finding an apparent bargain, and felling a bit on the horny side, he looked both ways, put his money in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was able to withdraw his member...which now had a button neatly sewn on to his bell end.
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Good one again! Is he alive? haha!!
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Hehe
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