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Old 1 November 2011, 12:15 AM   #391
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brrr. its really cold here but lucky me i have goatee
i want be freezing my ...... off this winter and i have a women from pauls and Dans topless bar to keep me warm and cozy
Cecilia looks good!
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Old 1 November 2011, 12:20 AM   #392
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With all due respect I'm afraid I don't understand this last post of yours Rafael, if there's any hidden joke in it could you explain it to me? I feel so dumb now!

By the way, Figbo in Croatian means "The gentleman plumber".
Just look at Paulies avatar and look at yours,that's all.
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Old 1 November 2011, 12:42 AM   #393
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Paul is capable of using the Jedi mind trick, sometimes he uses it on himself.
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Old 1 November 2011, 12:51 AM   #394
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Just look at Paulies avatar and look at yours,that's all.
Geez I don't know how I didn't guess that one! At least it means I'm an untouchable!
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Old 1 November 2011, 04:46 AM   #395
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Old 1 November 2011, 10:06 AM   #396
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Old 1 November 2011, 10:12 AM   #397
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Dan2010 and dddrees are the same man's different personalities.
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Old 1 November 2011, 01:23 PM   #398
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FTB is auditioning for lead accordionist in a Chicago polka band. He has perfected a sort of Steampunk-Hapsburg version of "Roll Out the Barrel."
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Old 1 November 2011, 01:55 PM   #399
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Chicfarmer... raises baby chickens while dressed like a Vogue model.

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Old 1 November 2011, 02:11 PM   #400
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Lisa's real first name is Beulah and she used to date Will Smith when he was living with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

(Wow I love this thread, the OP had the best idea since somebody decided to create TRF!)
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Old 1 November 2011, 04:45 PM   #401
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Old 1 November 2011, 09:38 PM   #402
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In addition to my incredible thread, Carl also appreciates my stunning good looks and my amazing cooking skills.
That is after the 14 cosmetic surgeries he had to make him a she..............
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Old 1 November 2011, 09:42 PM   #403
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That is after the 14 cosmetic surgeries he had to make him a she..............
She doesn't like you very much.
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Old 1 November 2011, 10:33 PM   #404
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She doesn't like you very much.
Raf is "into" he/shes.....................
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Old 1 November 2011, 10:43 PM   #405
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Dan is lucky Raf is into he/shes! He is one!
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Old 1 November 2011, 10:52 PM   #406
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Old 2 November 2011, 01:35 AM   #407
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Rafiel, in real life, is a full-blooded Gringo....
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Old 2 November 2011, 01:42 AM   #408
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We all know Paul is not happy with developments in management at his company.

So...

Paul sent in an application to be a Safe Technician with a WELL known safe Cracking Company right there in San Diego. Go Paul!!

If hired he gets, a Frankenwatch 5513, a white van, and banned.

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Old 2 November 2011, 01:49 AM   #409
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We all know Paul is not happy with developments in management at his company.

So...

Paul sent in an application to be a Safe Technician with a WELL known safe Cracking Company right there in San Diego. Go Paul!!

If hired he gets, a Frankenwatch 5513, a white van, and banned.

-Eddie

OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Eddie! You!... You...


Eddie is.... Eddie is....


ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2 November 2011, 01:51 AM   #410
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Eddie is Colonel Sanders's secret child.
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Old 2 November 2011, 01:54 AM   #411
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Thanks Carl
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Old 2 November 2011, 01:55 AM   #412
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OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Eddie! You!... You...


Eddie is.... Eddie is....


ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear! Paul! You blocked my lie! We messed it all up!

By the way, Jocke is your siamese brother. You guys got separated at birth but can feel the other one's pain! There you go Mr. "let's ruin Carl's lie"!
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Old 2 November 2011, 01:58 AM   #413
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Carl can't feel the blues any more.... Only the Greens.....
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Old 2 November 2011, 02:14 AM   #414
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Paul is looking for a job in Burger King.
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Old 2 November 2011, 02:18 AM   #415
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Paul will be making double whoppers with Rafael at the same store.
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Old 2 November 2011, 02:22 AM   #416
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Rafiel and Yannis will only be certified to work the Fry machine, I'll actually be the Burger-Cooker!
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Old 2 November 2011, 02:26 AM   #417
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Rafiel and Yannis will only be certified to work the Fry machine, I'll actually be the Burger-Cooker!
If truth be known Paul only goes to Burger King for the paper King's Crown!!!
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Old 2 November 2011, 02:27 AM   #418
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Rafiel and Yannis will only be certified to work the Fry machine, I'll actually be the Burger-Cooker!
Paul will work the burger cooker because he is really Sponge Bob Square Pants........
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Old 2 November 2011, 02:30 AM   #419
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Dan's Wife was afraid of the Dark, then she saw him naked...

Now she's afraid of the light.
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Old 2 November 2011, 03:01 AM   #420
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Woh Shazam! Paul's on fire! Too bad he has actually been glued to that couch on his picture and hasn't got up since 1983...
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