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figbo · 29 June 2009, 12:30 AM

Many of us are over 50, WAY over 50, and are quite confused about how we should dress and present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT, I repeat; DO NOT go together and should be avoided at all times:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6.. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly-button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate in what counts as 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'older folks'....................

13. Thongs and Depends

Inside every old person is a younger one
wondering, "What the hell happened?"

Tools · 29 June 2009, 10:01 AM

I'm taking notes........

B Square · 29 June 2009, 10:02 AM

I can relate

idk01 · 29 June 2009, 06:23 PM

I'm 40 next year, but I'm taking notes too

Alcan · 29 June 2009, 09:20 PM

Hmmm..... looks like I'm going to have to revamp my wardrobe....

onkyo · 30 June 2009, 04:58 AM

Prince · 30 June 2009, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

12. Inline skates and a walker

Seriously, I think that would make one bitchin' vertical go-cart!

Great list!

coddger · 30 June 2009, 03:10 PM

Lion · 30 June 2009, 09:15 PM

Very funny!!!

SubmarinerMan · 2 July 2009, 09:36 PM

I'm glad i'm 16, don't need to worry! Well my dad could start taking notes.

Andad · 3 July 2009, 05:40 PM

No wonder my kids won't go shopping with me.

29 June 2009, 12:30 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Dress code for 50 and over Many of us are over 50, WAY over 50, and are quite confused about how we should dress and present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT, I repeat; DO NOT go together and should be avoided at all times: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6.. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly-button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And the ultimate in what counts as 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'older folks'.................... 13. Thongs and Depends Inside every old person is a younger one wondering, "What the hell happened?"

29 June 2009, 10:01 AM	#2
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,135	I'm taking notes........ __________________ (Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....) NAWCC Member

29 June 2009, 10:02 AM	#3
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29 June 2009, 06:23 PM	#4
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29 June 2009, 09:20 PM	#5
Alcan 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	Hmmm..... looks like I'm going to have to revamp my wardrobe.... __________________ Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution!

30 June 2009, 04:58 AM	#6
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30 June 2009, 03:10 PM	#8
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30 June 2009, 09:15 PM	#9
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

2 July 2009, 09:36 PM	#10
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3 July 2009, 05:40 PM	#11
Andad 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 36,927	No wonder my kids won't go shopping with me. __________________ E

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