The Father and Son Talk

[JohnBaker3]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father ,'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, ' Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20's a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 60, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, u see them & they make u cry' .

This infuriated his wife & daughter so the daughter said, ' Mum, how many kinds of ' willies are there?

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers
'Well dear, a man goes through 3 phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's - 40's, it's like birch, it's flexible but reliable.
After his 60's, it's like a Christmas tree.'

'A Christmas Tree?'

Yes- the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.'