An Indecent Proposal !!

[JJ Irani]

Dear Uncle Ed,

I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Ommie. I am a taller than averge guy standing 45.5 mm high, weighing in at almost ½ a pound and with 22 mm biceps between my lugs.

I have an orange aura around me that you will fall in love with at very first sight. I hereby extend a proposal in marriage with any one of your beautiful lady-like watches. I'm not too fussed about marrying in the same community and just about any brand will do....preferably one of the higher class, hoity-toity brand. (Just think of the beautiful off-spring we could have).

I hope you do not consider this an indecent proposal. My intentions are most honourable and I assure you that I will indeed make a very good son-in-law. I am enclosing a very recent picture of me for you and mother-in-law-to-be to have a look at.

Handsome stud ain't I?

Yours very sincerely,

OMMIE

[Rockrolex]

Dear Ommie:

I have given your proposal serious consideration. Under the circumstances, and given your limited financial resources, I am prepared to make you the following offer. You may choose any one of these beauties for your mate. They are all low maintenance. In fact, if you leave the little gem lying across the middle out in the sun on a regular basis, she will need no maintenance for at least 15 years. However, I must warn you, that any attempt at coupling could result in a shocking experience for you. This is my best offer. Take it or leave it.

[GMTII]

Wtf?????

[Rockrolex]

Originally Posted by GMTII

Wtf?????

Don't ask!!

[dman]

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Dear Ommie:

I have given your proposal serious consideration. Under the circumstances, and given your limited financial resources, I am prepared to make you the following offer. You may choose any one of these beauties for your mate. They are all low maintenance. In fact, if you leave the little gem lying across the middle out in the sun on a regular basis, she will need no maintenance for at least 15 years. However, I must warn you, that any attempt at coupling could result in a shocking experience for you. This is my best offer. Take it or leave it.

Good reply Ed! LOL!!

C'mon JJ, you can't expect the Omega to marry a watch from a different financial bracket completly can you.

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Dear Ommie:

I have given your proposal serious consideration. Under the circumstances, and given your limited financial resources, I am prepared to make you the following offer. You may choose any one of these beauties for your mate. They are all low maintenance. In fact, if you leave the little gem lying across the middle out in the sun on a regular basis, she will need no maintenance for at least 15 years. However, I must warn you, that any attempt at coupling could result in a shocking experience for you. This is my best offer. Take it or leave it.

Dear Uncle Ed,

I have taken a long hard look at all your proposals and I'm sorry to say that not even one of them meets up with my high expectations.

Your taste in women is terrible (and that does NOT include your beautiful wife), but it's sad that you throw all that rubbish at me when you have such beautiful daughters going abegging for some real He-man (Helium-man) stuff.

I shall give you another day to reconsider before I come down charging with my gang of hoodlums to fix you once and for all.

This time I'm deadly serious.

OMMIE

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by GMTII

Wtf?????

The whole things just one B I G joke!! Surely, you can see that!!

[therashman]

Kojak

Me dont do jokes....:-)

[Rockrolex]

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Dear Uncle Ed,

I have taken a long hard look at all your proposals and I'm sorry to say that not even one of them meets up with my high expectations.

Your taste in women is terrible (and that does NOT include your beautiful wife), but it's sad that you throw all that rubbish at me when you have such beautiful daughters going abegging for some real He-man (Helium-man) stuff.

I shall give you another day to reconsider before I come down charging with my gang of hoodlums to fix you once and for all.

This time I'm deadly serious.

OMMIE

Dear Ommie:

I am sorry to say that your expectations are higher than your position allows for. My crown jewels stay locked up and away from you. I have offered you a choice of harem members who get little or no attention from me these days. I am thinking of their benefit and happiness. My philopsophy is that it's better they get some attention than none at all.

As for your empty threat, don't even think about it.

Yours, truly,
The Rock