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looking to buy · 4 August 2008, 11:28 AM

So, some of you may remember that recently my new Sub tried to drag me into 1000 ft of water on its first ocean visit. I posted the photos of that harrowing experience. It was only because of some assistance by two young ladies that I was able to survive.

Well my sub has been talking with me again. My therapist sent me to a watch therapist but he wore a sub so it did not good. It just fed my addiction. So, late one night when I could not sleep, my sub started talking with me again. He said he was good for more than telling time and riding down Mammoth on my wrist (like my last post shows.) So here are some of the non traditional uses that he says he can do.

I would put the writing above each photo like many of you do, but I cannot seem to figure out how to do that. So here is the list. Photos are below.

1. Wheel chock to keep my car from rolling
2. Hood ornament
3. Fish pond ornament
4. Gnome decoration
5. Garden plant holder
6. Blender blade for my smoothies
7. Level uneven table leg
8. Hamilton Watch disguise
9. Ice cream holder
10. Substitute for broken Bra Strap
11. Ladies necklace
12. Banana Holder
13. Buddha head ornament
14. Vicious dog muzzle
15. Sex toy (ah ah, no photos here. Use your imagination)

What about the rest of you people? Any more ideas?

Bob

Lol-x · 4 August 2008, 11:34 AM

Hahahaha I love the muzzle, looks like you puppy-dog is really impressed

Timber Loftis · 4 August 2008, 12:28 PM

The ice cream holder is excellent. I can imagine a restaurant like Moto serving a dish like that. Fewer scoops, though.

-Subsevens · 4 August 2008, 12:31 PM

OMG!!! Brilliant and hilarious!!!

JimSnyder · 4 August 2008, 12:32 PM

Oh Bob, I Really Like This Post!

Art161 · 4 August 2008, 02:03 PM

I thought 12 and 15 would be pretty much the same, but I guess I lack imagination.

Could be a heck of a winder when used as 15. If the watch stops, then no

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Solo118 · 4 August 2008, 02:06 PM

Note to self : Do not buy pre owned sub from "looking to buy"

2nd Note to self: ask "looking to buy" to post more pics of his watch on that woman!

looking to buy · 4 August 2008, 03:02 PM

Note to self:

When selling this sub be sure to change user name to "Pristine Used Watches for Sale."

Second note to self: Under no circumstances post any pictures that reveal more of "that woman" than you already have under penalty of eternal damnation.

Timber Loftis · 4 August 2008, 03:19 PM

Note to self: Rolex always goes well with boobies.

stevemulholland3 · 4 August 2008, 08:05 PM

come on,more pics of the lovely lady with the rolex on her!!!!we will love you forever!!

Sam Taha · 5 August 2008, 12:39 AM

You're crazy! I hope you didn't put any scratches on it! :-)

Mr Sandman · 5 August 2008, 01:04 AM

Its certainly used as a tool watch

Irish Dan · 5 August 2008, 01:15 AM

Loveley......Oh, the watch is nice too!

Loggins · 5 August 2008, 06:00 AM

Haha, superb!

redshirt1957 · 5 August 2008, 07:37 AM

Since I only have a Rolex to pick up chicks, a non traditional use would be to use it to pick up men.

mickeydainish · 5 August 2008, 08:22 AM

Nice Pics Bob... I think you should be arrested... you just gave JJ a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-)

subman999 · 5 August 2008, 08:28 AM

Think you need to appoint a new therapist mate !! LOL

dkpw · 5 August 2008, 09:06 AM

Where's JJ? CLEAVAGE and a Rolex in the same shot. He'll be in heaven.

Bob you need help!

Steven79 · 5 August 2008, 09:28 AM

oh no..

i would never subject my watches to all that. especially the concrete. :shudder:

big props to you!

pwrslider · 5 August 2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimSnyder

Oh Bob, I Really Like This Post!

Ha ......me TOO!!! 10, 11 and 15.....all the same to me!!!

valentine · 5 August 2008, 03:07 PM

THAT is SIMPLY AMAZING....Ive got the LV and he REFUSES to help me with a damn thing!!!!!!! but then again....he does enjoy resting on my girlie's boobies:)!!!!!!! enjoy!!!!!!!!!! again with the iphone camera....but it gets the point across!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 August 2008, 11:34 AM	#2
Lol-x Facilitator Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Steve Location: Omnipresent Posts: 33,267	Hahahaha I love the muzzle, looks like you puppy-dog is really impressed __________________ *Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.* ~Abraham Lincoln Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~John F. Kennedy ROLEXploitation - yeah I'm a victim

4 August 2008, 12:32 PM	#5
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,711	Oh Bob, I Really Like This Post! __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

4 August 2008, 02:03 PM	#6
Art161 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: Art Location: San Francisco Watch: Sundial Posts: 2,266	I thought 12 and 15 would be pretty much the same, but I guess I lack imagination. Could be a heck of a winder when used as 15. If the watch stops, then no . __________________ Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements.

5 August 2008, 01:15 AM	#13
Irish Dan "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Dan Location: NW USA Posts: 401	Loveley......Oh, the watch is nice too! __________________ 1960 Mercedes 190SL - New Owner...HELP PLEASE!

5 August 2008, 09:06 AM	#18
dkpw "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: David Location: Scotland Watch: 16610 & 214270 Posts: 1,294	Where's JJ? CLEAVAGE and a Rolex in the same shot. He'll be in heaven. Bob you need help! __________________ Sub 16610, Explorer 214270, Ω Speedy Pro & many others. David

4 August 2008, 12:28 PM	#3
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	The ice cream holder is excellent. I can imagine a restaurant like Moto serving a dish like that. Fewer scoops, though.

4 August 2008, 12:31 PM	#4
-Subsevens "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: Eric Location: So. California Watch: Submariner Posts: 382	OMG!!! Brilliant and hilarious!!!

4 August 2008, 02:06 PM	#7
Solo118 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: USA Watch: Daytona Posts: 6,064	Note to self : Do not buy pre owned sub from "looking to buy" 2nd Note to self: ask "looking to buy" to post more pics of his watch on that woman!

4 August 2008, 03:02 PM	#8
looking to buy "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: Bob Location: Paradise CA Posts: 920	Note to self: When selling this sub be sure to change user name to "Pristine Used Watches for Sale." Second note to self: Under no circumstances post any pictures that reveal more of "that woman" than you already have under penalty of eternal damnation.

4 August 2008, 03:19 PM	#9
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	Note to self: Rolex always goes well with boobies.

4 August 2008, 08:05 PM	#10
stevemulholland3 Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: steven Location: tampa bay Watch: 1680 18k sub Posts: 6,673	come on,more pics of the lovely lady with the rolex on her!!!!we will love you forever!!

5 August 2008, 12:39 AM	#11
Sam Taha "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Abu Dhabi Watch: Rolex Submariner Posts: 96	You're crazy! I hope you didn't put any scratches on it! :-)

5 August 2008, 01:04 AM	#12
Mr Sandman "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Jim Location: Devon U.K Posts: 527	Its certainly used as a tool watch

5 August 2008, 06:00 AM	#14
Loggins Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NE England Posts: 105	Haha, superb!

5 August 2008, 07:37 AM	#15
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	Since I only have a Rolex to pick up chicks, a non traditional use would be to use it to pick up men.

5 August 2008, 08:22 AM	#16
mickeydainish Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Michael Location: LaLa Land Watch: Sub Date 16610 Posts: 1,757	Nice Pics Bob... I think you should be arrested... you just gave JJ a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-)

5 August 2008, 08:28 AM	#17
subman999 Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: UK Posts: 28	Think you need to appoint a new therapist mate !! LOL

5 August 2008, 09:28 AM	#19
Steven79 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Steven Location: Houston Watch: Sub Posts: 1,175	oh no.. i would never subject my watches to all that. especially the concrete. :shudder: big props to you!

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