The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Old 19 September 2014, 04:45 PM   #1
Deanwillie
"TRF" Member
 
Deanwillie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Real Name: Dean
Location: Miami
Watch: Submariner 14060
Posts: 69
Senior romance

      An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
      
      Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
      
      A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me. "
      
      Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
      
      Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
      
      Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
      
      "Where are you going?" she asked.
      
      To get my teeth!"
Deanwillie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19 September 2014, 06:58 PM   #2
Psmith
"TRF" Member
 
Psmith's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
Posts: 38,856
__________________
Psmith is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19 September 2014, 08:57 PM   #3
cop414
TRF Moderator & 2024 Patron
 
cop414's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 71,815
__________________

Rolex Submariner 14060M
Omega Seamaster 2254.50
DOXA Professional 1200T

Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons
TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron
P Club Member #17
2 FA ENABLED
cop414 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20 September 2014, 03:17 AM   #4
Frosty
"TRF" Member
 
Frosty's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Real Name: Larry
Location: So Cal
Watch: Rolex GMT 1675
Posts: 5,084
__________________
“Anyone can be sarcastic; it takes intelligence to solve a problem!”
Frosty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20 September 2014, 03:18 AM   #5
MonBK
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Kingstown
Posts: 58,281
:)
MonBK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20 September 2014, 03:26 AM   #6
GerardoG
Banned
 
GerardoG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Real Name: Gerardo
Location: Here
Watch: ALL of them
Posts: 32,098
GerardoG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20 September 2014, 07:30 AM   #7
Hairdude1
"TRF" Member
 
Hairdude1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
__________________
Instagram: @Hairdude
Watches in Collection 5070R, 5522A, 214270 MK1, 228238

16750, 26401, 5711, 116718, 116710LN, 116300, 16710"Coke", 372, 15300, 15703 (All Flipped)
Official Member "Perpetual 30" Las Vegas GTG 2016
Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017
Official Member 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas Int'l GTG 2018
Hairdude1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21 September 2014, 12:33 AM   #8
Foxy1
"TRF" Member
 
Foxy1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Real Name: Steve
Location: Everywhere
Watch: Love them all
Posts: 1,503
__________________
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Salvador Dali
Foxy1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 September 2014, 11:51 AM   #9
vitalsignsrn
"TRF" Member
 
vitalsignsrn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Real Name: Judy
Location: Ontario
Watch: 116234 - 14060M
Posts: 4,607
vitalsignsrn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 September 2014, 12:10 PM   #10
Presa canary
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Real Name: Justin
Location: Pa
Watch: Explorer ii
Posts: 3,148
Presa canary is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Takuya Watches

Bobs Watches

My Watch LLC

OCWatches

DavidSW Watches

Coronet


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.