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Old 21 August 2014, 10:27 AM   #1
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Sperm Bank (dirty but funny!) :)

Getting Paid
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $30."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."

The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
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Old 21 August 2014, 03:20 PM   #2
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Old 21 August 2014, 08:40 PM   #3
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Old 21 August 2014, 09:26 PM   #4
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Old 21 August 2014, 09:28 PM   #5
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Haha..:)
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Old 22 August 2014, 12:29 AM   #6
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Old 22 August 2014, 12:34 AM   #7
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Old 22 August 2014, 02:39 AM   #8
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Old 25 August 2014, 09:44 PM   #9
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Old 26 August 2014, 01:52 AM   #10
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Old 26 August 2014, 02:52 AM   #11
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Old 26 August 2014, 07:12 PM   #12
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Old 26 August 2014, 09:28 PM   #13
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Old 27 August 2014, 05:05 PM   #14
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Old 29 August 2014, 02:44 PM   #15
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Old 29 August 2014, 05:34 PM   #16
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Very very funny x
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Old 29 August 2014, 05:39 PM   #17
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Old 29 August 2014, 06:45 PM   #18
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Old 30 September 2014, 12:27 PM   #19
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Old 1 October 2014, 10:25 PM   #20
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Old 3 October 2014, 04:49 PM   #21
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Old 9 October 2014, 06:31 PM   #22
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Old 14 October 2014, 03:44 PM   #23
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Old 23 October 2014, 02:49 PM   #24
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