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Old 15 March 2015, 11:42 PM   #1
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D.A. Jim Trotter: Ms. Vito, what is your current profession?
Lisa: I'm an out-of-work hairdresser.
D.A. Jim Trotter: An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in Rolex Watches?
Lisa: It doesn't.

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Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, it has been argued by me, the defense, that two sets of guys met up at the Sac-O-Suds, at the same time, wearing identical metallic stainless steel 1964 Rolex Cosmograph Daytonas. Now, can you tell us by what you see in this picture, if the defense's case holds water?
Mona Lisa Vito: [Lisa examines the picture]
Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, please answer the question: does the defense's case hold water?
Mona Lisa Vito: No! The defense is WRONG!
Vinny Gambini: Are you sure?
Mona Lisa Vito: I'm positive.
Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure?
Mona Lisa Vito: Because there is no way that these dials are originally for the 1964 Stainless steel Rolex Cosmograph "Daytona". These dials were original made for the 1963 Stainless Steel Rolex Cosmograph "Le Mans".
D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Can we clarify to the court whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: [to Lisa] This is your opinion, or is it a fact?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a fact!
Vinny Gambini: I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture!
Mona Lisa Vito: Would you like me to explain?
Vinny Gambini: I would *love* to hear this!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: So would I!
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Old 16 March 2015, 12:46 AM   #2
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Love the "My Cousin Vinny",
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Old 17 March 2015, 02:18 AM   #3
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I kinda figured, a man's home is where his rolex is Mr Waggoman.

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Old 22 June 2015, 02:20 AM   #4
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Old 23 June 2015, 12:05 AM   #5
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Rolex into Favorite Movie Scenes

"Where you get chicken?"
" we buy" "we sell Rolex from dead woman"
"You rie! "you get chicken from Australian soldier!"
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Old 23 June 2015, 12:19 AM   #6
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Derrick

Stephan Derrick wear a golden Rolex Day Date. Its the private watch from Horst Tappert.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick_%28TV_series%29

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Old 18 September 2015, 11:43 PM   #7
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Wizard of Oz

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a Rolex?
Scarecrow: I don’t know… But some people without Rolex's do an awful lot of talking… don’t they?
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Old 30 January 2016, 01:39 PM   #8
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Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a Rolex?
Scarecrow: I don’t know… But some people without Rolex's do an awful lot of talking… don’t they?
I see what you did.
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Old 1 May 2016, 07:24 AM   #9
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Been a while..

Thought I'd give some new folks a chance to add there quotes..
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Old 19 September 2015, 12:29 AM   #10
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You’re a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty and hungry. Think I’ll take two Rolexes.

You don’t seem to understand the situation.

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your c*nt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every f*cking Rolex in this room.

Game of Thrones
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Old 19 September 2015, 12:34 AM   #11
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didnt know game of thrones was set in a time where they had rolex thought it was some kind of lord of the rings with some world of warcraft and pornography mixed in

or is this an invent your own type thread never seen many films so i wouldnt know
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Old 19 September 2015, 11:36 PM   #12
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Shawshank

[Boggs sizes Andy up]
Boggs: Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet?
[Andy looks at him in puzzlement]
Boggs: Hey, we all need a SS Daytona in here. I could be an AD to you.
[Andy walks away]
Boggs: Hey... Hard to get. I like that...
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Old 19 September 2015, 11:57 PM   #13
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Groucho Marx

A Rolex free's you up from doing almost anything. Since I like doing almost nothing, a Rolex comes in handy.
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Old 21 September 2015, 01:13 PM   #14
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A scene from Back to the Future

Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this bank account hits 10k... you're gonna see some serious s***.

Marty McFly: Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my AD has got a Daytona for me?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.

Marty McFly: Whoa. This is heavy.

Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are Rolexs so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Rolex Manufacturing Facility?

A scene from Stand By Me

Chris: I'm never gonna get a Rolex am I, Gordie?
Gordie: You can get anything you want, man.
Chris: Yeah, sure. Give me some skin.
Gordie: I'll get one.
Chris: Not if I get one first.
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Old 21 September 2015, 08:36 PM   #15
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Harry Rolex Callahan: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking is this a black dial or white dial? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a SS Daytona, the most powerful wristwatch in the world and would blow your mind clean out, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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Old 23 September 2015, 10:21 AM   #16
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Otter: You guys up for a Rolex Party?
Bluto: Rolex! Rolex!
Otter: I think they like the idea

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Old 23 September 2015, 10:26 AM   #17
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Bart: Rolex for Mongo! Rolex for Mongo!
Mongo: Me Mongo
Bart: Sign Please
[Mongo signs]
Bart: Thank you
Mongo: Mongo like Rolex!

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Old 28 January 2016, 10:37 PM   #18
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Old 30 January 2016, 01:37 PM   #19
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Momma says the AD is like a box of chocolates, You never know what your gonna get.

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Old 1 May 2016, 07:38 AM   #20
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Michael Strahan instead of his rose gold and ss daytonas was wearing a Panaeri this week. Matt Lauer had a white Daytona on one day. Adam Levine had a YG sub (Pretty sure. It was gold and I swear it had a blue face/bezel) on Thurs or Friday when he was on the Today show. I saw two different people wearing Platonas, but can't remember who. I am glued to the morning line up on NBC. I must say, Rolex's are becoming more common. I see them everywhere now.
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Old 1 May 2016, 09:55 AM   #21
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Fuentes: A last wish, please, please. Please.
Creasy: Last wish? I wish you had more Rolexes.
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Old 1 May 2016, 09:58 AM   #22
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Creasy: I got all the Rolexes in the world. *You* don't, but I do.
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Harvey spectre in suits season 1 in 2 noticeable scenes where his suit cuff went up while leaning and his submariner was shown. After that we only got to see his Patek tho


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Old 15 January 2017, 11:13 PM   #25
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It's been a while... any new ones to add?
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Old 7 September 2017, 02:40 AM   #28
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Wow, that was too perfect LOL.
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Little Bill: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Wearer of Datejusts and Yacht-Masters.

William Munny: That's right. I've worn Datejusts and Yacht-Masters. I've worn just about everything that ticks and has a crown on it at one time or another. And I'm here to wear this Sub, Little Bill. You know, the new one, with the ceramic.
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