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haitek · 22 April 2010, 04:09 AM

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH TRUCK DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about are your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your right arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "OH SH*T! MY ROLEX!"

TimeToGo · 22 April 2010, 04:11 AM

Ha!

Lion · 22 April 2010, 08:30 AM

Very good!!!

rfknauss · 22 April 2010, 08:46 AM

idk01 · 22 April 2010, 11:38 PM

wildsidemtb · 22 April 2010, 11:47 PM

That's a beauty

chrislkb · 24 April 2010, 07:58 PM

classic!

22 April 2010, 04:09 AM	#1
haitek Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: haitek futur Location: Happiesville Watch: Citizen quartz ;-) Posts: 120	Lawyer joke One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH TRUCK DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about are your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your right arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "OH SH*T! MY ROLEX!"

22 April 2010, 08:30 AM	#3
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

22 April 2010, 08:46 AM	#4
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22 April 2010, 11:38 PM	#5
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24 April 2010, 07:58 PM	#7
chrislkb "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Christopher Location: Singapore Watch: out kiddo! Posts: 1,033	classic! __________________ Viva La Rolex

22 April 2010, 04:11 AM	#2
TimeToGo 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Florida Posts: 16,618	Ha!

22 April 2010, 11:47 PM	#6
wildsidemtb Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia Watch: Sea Dweller, 5512 Posts: 602	That's a beauty

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